Holy crap, Klunk is the silliest kitty!
For the record: She does not talk. She opens her mouth sometimes, but nothing comes out. Also, all this time I had been accusing Orc of hoarding things under my bed and behind the speaker.
About two hours ago I heard a slight racket in my room. It was a scuffling noise under my bed. I decided to leave it alone. I was sitting on the couch, and I hear: "Mrrr? Mew? Mrrrrrew?" I look over, and Klunk is happily trotting out of my room with a big white scrunchie in her mouth! She took it to the floor under the TV and proudly plopped it down and began playing with it. I laughed at her silliness. I told her, "I guess Orc isn't the one who stole the bathtub stopper and put it under my bed!" She gave me a funny look.
I have since been playing with her with rolled up newspapers and such. She has been running around the house like a nutcase.
Just a few minutes ago I sat down to watch TV. Again, I heard her mewing in questions. I look over, and she has a gold stuffed alien in her mouth! She walked proudly out of my room with it, and deposited it in the bathtub! Then she did a little dance around it, muttering "Mrrr... Mrrr..." to herself.
I don't know what happened to my mute cat... she won't shut up now!